... playing video games on my new badass 46” LED TV and my housemate walks in. It is 5am and I am up playing some game that is probably made for kids. I’ll just interject here with some background noise and say that my housemate isn’t a big gamer - he likes shooting games and Scene It!, almost exclusively, and thinks most ...
Remember all that stuff in Metal Gear Solid 4 about fried eggs? At the start of every mission briefing, Sunny would be there trying to cook eggs, while Solid and the rest of them would be waffling on about DNA, or battlefield control systems, or nanomachines or whatever. And she'd keep ruining them, breaking the yolks and so on, until Naomi tells her that the trick to making great fried eggs, sunny-side up (ie. without flipping them) is to leave the lid on.
I remember when I ...


When big time loser Travis Touchdown runs into smokin' hot chick Sylvia Christel at the Death Match Bar, he gets more than he bargained for.